I use two fingers.
First, I find the right spot.
Then I rub it up and down, up and down.
It’s getting wet. Do I really want it now?
I stop, when I feel that I absolute want it.
Then I use my other finger. I love tapping it on the right spot.
Then I put it in.
When I get it out, Ahhhh what a relieve.
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I cup the balls gently, rolling them around with my fingers.
Once they're just how I like them, I grab the shaft with a firm grip.
Moving my hands up and down until it feels really good.
The anticipation slowly builds until I feel I can't hold off anymore and I have to release it.
I hold my breath as I get ready to explode.
And that's how I hit a golf ball.
That's a good one yo!
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