Thursday, September 5, 2013

Von-Job


Von.job. person, noun, verb, adjective \von-jäb\

Origin:
LATIN ---> LATIN-MANDARIN (LANDARIN)---> 21ST CENTURY ENGLISH
Vonjobere     ---> VonJongBangChangLingLongDingDong   ---> Von-job

Person 
1. Von is a name of a person. Little is known about him apart from his favorite book is 'The Faults in Our Stars" by John Green. He was once heard muttering:"I like to drink milk while driving long distances.' by a stranger. The photo above is the only snap shot that captured his 'emo-ness'.
"Jackie, this is Von('s)-job, let Von do it."

Noun
1. Any task that is in the realm of Von's capabilities.
"Kelcy, this calls for a Von-Job"

Verb
1. do casual or occasional work.
"He is Von-Jobbing tonight."
2. do serious work or any work related to one's career.
"Amir, you better start Von-Jobbing or else you will regret it."

Adjective
1. a subculture that has a complex blend of emotions that includes a mix bag of: solemn, isolation, speechlessness, blind faraway stare, self mutilation, muttering, talking to self, schizotypal and smiling without showing teeth.
"Thomas, why you so Von-job today-ah?"

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1 comment:

Teochew Kelz said...

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