Good art is meant to be shared

Dan and I went to an art appreciation social at his professor's house yesterday.  After a few glasses of wine and munchies of fine cheeses, we decided to purchase this piece of art.  It is oil on canvas, has been stretch and we are thinking about framing it and place it in our bathroom.

Dan, "I really like the brush strokes in her hair, they are so precise"
Me, "I like her ass"

I am classy as hell.  Tell me I am wrong.