The Onion

I get a kick out of reading The Onion some days. It's utterly silly information but enjoyable at the same time.

8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live

'We're Getting The Hell Out Of This Sewer,' Entire Populace Reports

For the ladies: 

Channing Tatum to produce a reality show about burlesque dancers

This made it to Breaking News section:

BREAKING: Drunk Teen Going 100 MPH Down Slick Highway Is Invincible

Umbrella and raincoats for the next two days!